Hetwelk die besten Derde Honkmenen in den historiaschlage denem Nieuw Amsterdam Metropolitans?

Dram mij, die besten Derde Honkmenen in den historiaschlage denem Nieuw Amsterdam Metropolitans sind:

EERSTE: Houghjo–aangezien hij wezen dertig dertig und die mustachizen hat hij als een bergerschlagerencavalier se Frans Hals.

TWEEDE: Rey Knecht–aangezien hij runnen als een zehr dik marktplaatsgemalin se Pieter Brueghel. Loopbaan 14 gestolen honken en 25 beetkrijgenend war! Stijl, doch.

DERDE: David Wrecht–beginnend, doch shaplich als een kruikmeid se Vermeer.

Aanplakken naast Prof. Bos Mulder Vanderhonk (Universiteit Leiden)

Sometimes I love the news

“Those investigators were the ones who received needles, syringes, gauze pads and steroid vials from McNamee, who said he had used them to inject Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone. According to the lawyers who had been briefed on the case, there are now some results from the DNA and steroid tests that were conducted on those items, and those results were, in part, a factor in the decision to move ahead with the case.”

Also, admittedly less interesting: this.

Let the record reflect

that since my post of Nov. 24 — subject “Hey Vnueva”; entire text “The Eagles suck monkeys” — the Philadelphia Eagles have lost a single football game.

I was pulling for them yesterday because it was the Giants, and because I have a mild affection for Philadelphia and Donovan “I don’t really care” McNabb. Nevertheless, I’ll enjoy watching Andy Reid call a needless 4th-Q timeout in order to argue a call and then, upon watching the video on the big screen, throw the red flag to challenge his own timeout.